About the Semi-Final

I havent posted in a while because of the stupid blogger said it was a "spam blog". Well bollocks was it. Anyway, i wanna talk about the cup semi-final.

I turned up at Andys house with my memory card to play pro-evo 2008, and yes i got beat. Andy only had one player who could score, and that was this huge giant french donkey/Synthpop artist called...Jean Michel Jarre!! hahaha!! he scored 5 past me with his very awful stats...i don't know how he did it lol. Never mind eh, i'll live to fight another day. After a nice tea made by Andys very generous mum, we set off to Meir.

As i arrived i got charged £2!!! cheapskates! I walked with Andy in the changing rooms, and saw the whole team sitting around looking happy. Mr Morrey then announced to the team that "we only got 11 players". So everyone got changed and went on the pitch, whilst Mr Morrey pulled me up and asked me if i wanted to play for the team! I goes "i aint got me kit sir"... so he pulls out this pair of shorts, socks and shin pads. I then had this rush of confidence over me and said "I'll do it!". So i got changed and warmed the keeper Tom Amos up. I had to settle for a place on the bench...as the only sub. But for some reason i wasnt nervous at all, infact i was determind to play!

Kick off, and Clayton were pretty much on top in the first half. We defended very well, and attack ok but both teams could really produce many chances. As i was watching on the bench, i was very happy that i'm in a team playing in a schools cup semi-final.

2nd half approached, and we scored on 61 mins, Lee Foyle providing the finish from a great free kick. Keeper fucked up bad, but we scored. I ran on the pitch to celebrate with the team. That was one my the best moments of my young life.
After the goal we did ok, until Flan got injured with a strange lump on his knee. Mr Morrey replaced him with me! I was so happy! But i was play CM....and i was ok. My first touch came from a corner, where a poor ball in meant i chested it down beautifully and blasted it away, great! But after that i was shite. I felt like i was lost in space. Didnt know where i was running or nothing. Mr Morrey replaced me with Flan and i got stick off the Painsley fans, so i sarcasticly applauded them. They just laughed and started chanting "Come on you reds!!!".

They scored in the 81st minute, everyone had thier heads down but i said "HEADS UP LADS!!!" and carried on the game. I then replaced the injured Tom Eagles who had a back injury, and played the full 30 minutes extra time at RB. I was ok, i won headers and tackled well. As the light faded and extra time finished, penalties commenced. We lost 7-6 on penalties, and i was dissapointed but not criticle of Adam Burke who had the bollocks to step up and take a penalty. We went in the changing rooms and everyone was silent...but its understandable as everyone wanted to get to the Cup final.
We then got offerd chip buttys by the great catering staff at the ground, and so i grabbed one and headed off to Andys car where i enjoyed the nice ride home talking about tomorrows papers.
I rided off home from Andys and got in, had a shower and went straight to bed lol.

The next day, my name was in the paper!! i was famous at last and a very proud moment in my life. I felt great!

My next post will be more about the week from last Thursday. Thanks for reading.